Thursday, April 30, 2009
Move Over Baseball - Fear is the New Pastime
I’m working on my THINK GREEN THURSDAY post but this is too priceless not to share.
David Letterman had this wonderful bit of the Lieutenant Governor of Iowa during her swine flu press conference.
For some reason embedding just doesn’t like me so go HERE to see the clip.
I saw my first mask wearing geniuses today. A gaggle of clucking loons exiting their Hummer (which is far more likely to kill them - and the planet) in the strip mall parking lot.
Little boy passing says to his Mom – “Are those ladies going to paint something?”
My candidate for Mom of the Year replies – “No, they’re just idiots.”
You may notice that I’m posting at 2 AM. I just finished duct taping all the windows and burying all the bacon and boiling my hands so I’m a little wound up.
Good Lord America! Calm the “F” down!!
I used to think context was America’s lost art. But then I read THIS at Bailey’s Buddy.
Perspective America, perspective. Gain some.
You want to live longer? Turn off the freaking news and go outside and stand in the sun.
I’ll be back later today with my THINK GREEN THURSDAY post. Check out the site. Get in on the ground floor.
Unless of course someone within 3 miles of me coughs – Or – a plane flies near a building – Or – a meteor passes millions of miles above – Or – a gay couple marries and Jesus’ tears drown me – Or – my Muslim neighbors of 6 years suddenly Jihad my ass – Or – the recording breaking April temperatures cause me to combust – Or …