Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Media Whores Meet

Sarah Palin touched down in NYC last night as she continues her “international” bus tour of the East Coast. At first it was assumed she would stop to heckle David Letterman but those plans were scratched when the bus passed the Ed Sullivan Theater; Sarah assumed Dave doesn’t tape there anymore.

Not to be ignored Sarah headed for Trump Plaza and was thrilled with the coinky-dink of meeting Donald Trump there.

Just before greeting Palin Donald was overheard muttering that her limo was so much bigger than his. His assistant calmed him by explaining that it was a bus normally used by real people as a mode of transportation.

Known for shunning the paparazzi to protect her children Sarah shyly bowed her head as Donald explained that all the dark people around her were not necessarily his servants, some were just NYers who happened to walk by. Sarah commented on how amazing it was to her that so many of them looked like President Obama.


An intrepid reporter for ABC 7 was able to corner Trump long enough to get this response to the question of what is Palin’s IQ.


At dinner Donald ate pizza with a fork since his hands are already dirty enough while Sarah squealed with delight over the “One Nation-ness” of EyeTalians and Jews coming together to put cheese and sauce on matzoh and make it a meal.


While exchanging goodbyes Donald invited Sarah to join him at one of his failed casinos in Atlantic City. Sarah was surprised to learn that the lost city of Atlantic had been found and congratulated Donald on another job well done.

As what Jon Stewart calls the “Driving Miss Crazy” tour bus headed back to the open road Trump’s security people struggled to catch up. Apparently some of Sarah’s relatives had left the Trump penthouse with unauthorized souvenirs.



Stay tuned …

Crazy never runs out of gas.

41 comments:

CrystalChick said...

OH good stuff, Dianne!!! Loved it!

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Birds of a feather.....
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nitebyrd said...

Dianne, Jon Stewart has nothin' on you! This post is hysterical and possibly BRILLIANT!

Jay Simser said...

Just plain wonderful. I linked to it from Bailey's Buddy. Thank you.

Mike said...

I was going to say 'great post' but I don't want your head to get TOO big.

Jay said...

There were made for each other.

Crazy never dies.

Tracy said...

Great stuff Dianne; she makes me ill, but then again, so does he-UGH!
Certainly there have got to be better candidates for President than either one of them!

Kay L. Davies said...

Fabulous, Dianne! Every now and then I read something and think "I wish I'd written that" and this is one of those somethings!
— K

Kay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie's Guide to Adventurous Travel

ellen abbott said...

and to think that some people in this country consider them to be presidential material.

Micky-T said...

I ...barfff... in her general direction!

Ron said...

"Sarah was surprised to learn that the lost city of Atlantic had been found and congratulated Donald on another job well done."

Bwhahahahahahahahahaaha!

OMG...I LOVE YOU, DIANNE!

And I LOVE this post!!!!!

You. ROCK.

X

Linda said...

THIS is just priceless! Priceless!

This might sound rather strong but I absolutely loathe that woman and if this country is stupid enough to nominate her for President, never mind elect her, then I will seriously consider a move to Canada where I will marry a moose if I have to in order to establish citizenship!!

Jeni said...

Oh Dianne! You've outdone yourself on this one, I do believe! You knew, I'm sure, as you were penning this that with my "love" (NOT) for Ms. Palin that I would absolutely love your scathing humor here, didn't you? Keep up the great work and who knows, maybe Jon Stewart will discover your many talents in writing great stuff and maybe he'll hire you or at least, put you on retainer (do they do that with great comedy writers?).
You just never ever cease to amaze and entertain me -well me and a whole lot of other folks too!

Grayquill said...

If that's crazy - give me some of it. Let's see - she gets $100,000 per speach and then this obsure TV network agreed to pay her over 1 million dollars per year. Not bad for a small town mayor.
If only I could be so crazy. I think most would take a ride on that crazy train.

Sylvia K said...

Oh, yes! I should be so crazy!! Terrific post and no one says it better, Dianne!! Sorry I'm so late, been one of those days!! I've had to turn the TV off for fear I would throw up on my nice, new carpet! Palin is bad enough without Trump joining the party! I may be sick yet!!

Sylvia

Au and Target said...

Hehe, nasty but very funny.

DJan said...

Wooohooo! Let the games begin! You are amazing. I loved Jon Stewart's take on the whole business, too.

Daryl said...

SNORT

Hilary said...

Stewart should be paying you for this material. Hilarious!

Akelamalu said...

Are those two for real????? :0

You got them summed up OK Dianne. ;)

Reb said...

Well said! LOL

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL...BRILLIANT, my dear....I had not heard the "Driving Miss Crazy" remark before....That Is Perfect!!!
Those two deserve each other, don't they? Cut from the same cloth, as they say, though I do think 'The Donald' is just a little smarter than Sarah---though NOT by much, because when you get down to it, he is an arrogant ignoramous, too!
Your words are truly Brilliant, my dear. The Media Whores get together....HELP US!
And 'the dark people'....More HELP US!!!!
What kind of world are we living in ???

Linda Reeder said...

Great job, Dianne! Loved it. Donald and Sarah, what a pair.

HermanTurnip said...

I haven't snorted while laughing in quite a while...thanks!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah

brilliant

Rambling Woods said...

Oh damn I needed a good laugh.. we can only hope that she or Michele Bachmann will be the presidential candidate..or maybe they could run together...sigh...good times...

Imaginography said...

LoL! "Driving Miss Crazy"! Love it! The rest of the world hopes there are enough Americans willing to vote against her to keep her out of office. That is one person I do not want to see with the football!

Scott Oglesby said...

Hilarious and brilliant my friend!!!

I’d have thought that the universe would have self imploded with his ego and her stupidity being in such close approximation. Like matter and antimatter. Or something.

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This is brilliant!

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Frank Baron said...

Good stuff, Dianne. Did you catch her take on Paul Revere? The woman is a dim, dim bulb.

Snappy Di said...

Buwah HAh Hah.... love this post and congrats on being listed on POTW over at the Smitten Image!

Hilarious!

DI

texwisgirl said...

thanks for the chuckles! and congrats on your POTW!

Bossy Betty said...

So funny! Congrats in your POTW!

Out on the prairie said...

The best Ihave read today. Remarkable tale, I waited for her to swing by the cabin and I could thrown her in the river.That voice overwhelms me.

Moannie said...

You are wicked, but I loved it. I cannot believe that there is a possibility of enough people being able to think she is Presidential material, but then you did have Reagan.

A great POTW week!

Hilary said...

This post is priceless.
OMG.
I loved it.

MaggieGem said...

"Driving Miss Crazy" LOL... gotta love it!

Great post, congrats on POTW! :-)

Cricket said...

"Not to be ignored Sarah headed for Trump Plaza and was thrilled with the coinky-dink of meeting Donald Trump there."

I have no idea what this even means but it's the best line in the whole piece. I laughed very hard. Thanks, and may they both find their special place in hell someday.

Belated congratulations on your potw.

Cricket said...

oh, wait... one big sip of coffee later, I see it, but I still love the line.

Vagabonde said...

That is great material – you should be on TV – funny writing here!