Sarah Palin touched down in NYC last night as she continues her “international” bus tour of the East Coast. At first it was assumed she would stop to heckle David Letterman but those plans were scratched when the bus passed the Ed Sullivan Theater; Sarah assumed Dave doesn’t tape there anymore.
Not to be ignored Sarah headed for Trump Plaza and was thrilled with the coinky-dink of meeting Donald Trump there.
Just before greeting Palin Donald was overheard muttering that her limo was so much bigger than his. His assistant calmed him by explaining that it was a bus normally used by real people as a mode of transportation.
Known for shunning the paparazzi to protect her children Sarah shyly bowed her head as Donald explained that all the dark people around her were not necessarily his servants, some were just NYers who happened to walk by. Sarah commented on how amazing it was to her that so many of them looked like President Obama.
An intrepid reporter for ABC 7 was able to corner Trump long enough to get this response to the question of what is Palin’s IQ.
At dinner Donald ate pizza with a fork since his hands are already dirty enough while Sarah squealed with delight over the “One Nation-ness” of EyeTalians and Jews coming together to put cheese and sauce on matzoh and make it a meal.
While exchanging goodbyes Donald invited Sarah to join him at one of his failed casinos in Atlantic City. Sarah was surprised to learn that the lost city of Atlantic had been found and congratulated Donald on another job well done.
As what Jon Stewart calls the “Driving Miss Crazy” tour bus headed back to the open road Trump’s security people struggled to catch up. Apparently some of Sarah’s relatives had left the Trump penthouse with unauthorized souvenirs.
Stay tuned …
Crazy never runs out of gas.