Thursday, June 27, 2013

Siren's Big Adventure


The person took me to the terrible place this morning. She insists I'll feel better there but I don't remember that part. I remember the smells and the touching - oh!! too many humans - and they have sharp pointy things      that sting. Don't even try to tell me "only for a second". Do you know how long a second is?

Apparently the humans are getting complacent. Towels and extra hands indeed. Never assume you know a cat, we are ever changing entities of the highest possible will and intelligence.

The indignity of being dumped out of that ridiculous carrying device was the last straw. As Missy Silly Paw Prints Top moved to wrap me in a towel with a design matching her top I bolted. 

Let me tell ya. That first step is a big one.

I've never been free at the terrible place. It stinks. CSI should come in with a black light. I sensed the poor cats that had come before me and dogs!! oh the dog smell was more than anyone should have to bear. Silly humans think they're cleaning. I give them one moment with my nose. They'd never want to breathe again.

Once I adjusted to the smells I realized the humans were freaking out. This amused me. They were closing doors and moving chairs and best of all - they were asking me to come to them. Come to you? Are you freaking kidding me? 

My person was the calmest but she must stop apologizing for me. I'm in no way sorry.

I circled and leaped about. Hissing and growling at any attempt to catch me. I did my trick of making 4 legs seem to be 12. I did that Danger! Danger! thing with my tail. My teeth became huge and Edward Scissorhands had nothing on my claws. 

Dr. Dudley Do Right got down on the floor. Gotta admire his balls. Actually I was looking at them and my claws were itchin' for a little soft tissue.

He just sat there. A giant lump of furless human skin. They really are grotesque creatures. 

I took pity and stopped. The towel came down and my adventure was over.

Man it was fun while it lasted.



22 comments:

Sylvia K said...

Ah, you don't want to mess with Siren!!! Hugs to you and Hope and Siren, too!

OldLady Of The Hills said...

Oh, Dear dear SIREN....The immense indignity of it all....! I feel for you and your deep humiliation! DO get that Doctors balls, if you can!
FEEL BETTER, Dear Siren....!

Cloudia said...

From Gandolfini to Siren, you cover the waterfront!

Aloha

Jay Simser said...

"ever changing entities of the highest possible will and intelligence."

A perfect description. Oh Siren than you for sharing your adventure. Hope you are feeling better. Hugz from Cassie and Molly.

Thanks for this - Hugz for Hope and you also... I see your governator is up to his old asshattery again.. I no longer have to worry about ever having to vote for him.

LL Cool Joe said...

Ha ha, you should have gone for his balls! Anyone would think he was trying to make you better or something?

jabblog said...

Siren, you are wicked - but I admire your spirit :-)

Linda Reeder said...

Ooooh, Bad Kitty! Crazy fun bad kitty. You made them earn their fee this time.

Mike said...

Somehow they always seem to know where the car is headed.

Ron said...

"Never assume you know a cat, we are ever changing entities of the highest possible will and intelligence."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You said it, Siren! Cats RULE!

Hope you're feeling better, kitty sir.

(((((( Siren ))))))

And please tell Dianne I said Hi, okay?

X to you, Isadora, Dianne, and Hope!

DJan said...

Oh, oh, OH! I do hope whatever reason you were subjected to this indignity is now over, and you have taught those responsible the lessons they deserve. And while you're at it, can I ask you to direct a purr in the general direction of Dianne and Hope? :-)

Rambling Woods said...

Yup...you got it.... Hope you feel better....

Happy Elf Mom said...

Poor Siren. You know your human loves you very much.

HermanTurnip said...

"I did my trick of making 4 legs seem to be 12"

Bwahahaha! Yep, sounds just like our cat when we take her to the vet. This, my friend, is easily the post of the day! :-)

Hilary said...

Oh Siren, you do felines proud. You do. Everyone should have such adventures and the gift of gab with which to write about it.

Cherie said...

Oh dear. What an exciting day for you and your person. It's funny now, but I'm sure it didn't feel that way at the time. Silly humans. ;)

Akelamalu said...

LOL Siren your top cat!

Daryl said...

i am laughing but i am sure no one else was ... ga'bless our furry children they never ever let us forget who is in charge

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

Oh my gosh! Siren is NOT to be messed with! (It's good you have brave and dedicated vet's office, even if they do wear silly tops!)

Katz Tales said...

Oh Siren, I can just see it. I'm not laughing, honest! Oh your poor mummy...

:-)

Hope you're OK now and don't have to go back.

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