Driving home the other evening my eyes were very watery and irritated. I assumed it was the glare of night driving – I am, after all, very delicate.
Yesterday morning I woke up with my left eye red and swollen. Almost swollen shut. Did I get into a bar brawl while sleep walking?
Last night the left eye hurt so much I kept it covered with hot compresses.
This morning it felt like …
And the other eye is having sympathy pains.
I feel so pretty.
I took Mia and Siren to the vet this week so maybe I’m having a reaction to all the hair they shook off as they wailed and flailed.
Or maybe I have a silly cold since the rest of my head is a mess as well.
Or perhaps I’m morphing into …