Friday, December 10, 2010

Dear Alaskan Wolves

Hey there wolves. I noticed you wander about a lot ...


Not that I blame you; what with the need for food and shelter. So I got to thinking.

While wandering, would you do me a favor? I'd like you to look out for this creature ...


No, not the beautiful caribou now dead after being tortured and laughed over. The evil piece of trash that killed the caribou. That one. You may not recognize her in this shot - what with the fake frontier terrorist outfit on.

She usually looks more like this. Bat shit fucking crazy ...


If you could give her a taste of her own medicine I'd be forever in your debt. I'm already sending as much as I can to NRDC and WWF. I'll try to do more.

Here's a few more clues:

She likes a fair fight. Ya know - machine guns from a helicopter. I'm sure you've run and hidden from her ...



She drags her brood about with her surrounded by press who responded to her twat tweet telling them where she was and begging them to leave her children alone.


Her Big Papa is a wily one. He likes to look like a sports star ...



and then sometimes he makes believe he loves America by wearing a red tie and having a flag follow him around ...



You may remember that he led the charge to have Alaska leave the US. Probably so he could kill more without regulations. Not to mention the meth labs and prostitutes.

Oh - one last thing. Your former part time quit as soon as the money got big Governor has another crazy woman with her, also surrounded by children she's protecting from public scrutiny ...


Would you believe they're shooting guns together!?



Thank you dear wolves for your attention to this matter. Give the caribou my condolences.

Be careful out there.

25 comments:

Lynilu said...

Amen.

Au and Target said...

Funny that all American politicians have themselves photographed shooting something dead. Gun lobby???

Linda said...

I am totally with you on this one; this woman is one scary chick (so many other things came to mind but I decided to be nice what with it being the Christmas season and all) and it's even scarier to think that she has her sites set on the White House.

Hopefully the wolves get her before that happens ...

Sallie (FullTime-Life) said...

This would be hilarious if it weren't so frightening Di! (Scary that so many eople are taken in by her tripe and cynical exploitation of her family and etc and etc......)

DJan said...

I don't know what to think that anybody takes her seriously! The whole world is going crazy, isn't it? Very well written and I agree with all my heart!!

Linda Reeder said...

Go, wolves! Go, wolves!

Ron said...

BRA-VA!

You ROCK!

"She drags her brood about with her surrounded by press who responded to her twat tweet..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..OMG, that was brilliant!

I love you, Dianne!

Flawless, and I mean flawless post!

X

Reb said...

Go, Wolves! Indeed!

Kay Dennison said...

AMEN AND HALLELUJAH!!!! But you knew I'd agree, didn't you! Check out my post from Thursday -- there's a song there you'll love!!!

Mike said...

Don't forget to video the wolf feast. I'll make good youtube viewing.

jabblog said...

Strange, the things that amuse some people. If she were having to rely on her kills for sustenance it might be different. I can't imagine anyone killing for fun. Hope to goodness she doesn't get her feet under the presidential table . . .

Akelamalu said...

What a great role model she is to her children - NOT!

Arkansas Patti said...

Few people frighten me. This one does.

Tracy said...

AMEN...with NOHTING else to add. SHe's a disgrace to women AND mothers!

Raven said...

I love you when your sarcastic. Actually in defense (sort of) of Kate Gosselin, I gather the two didn't get a long and she took herself and her children away after a meal at the campfire. If she had any brains she wouldn't have gone at all, but at least she had enough character to be unable to endure Palin or killing... or that's what I read.

Hilary said...

Rootin' for wolves..

Scott Oglesby said...

This was one of my favorites that you’ve ever done Diane. A brilliant indictment of an atrocious, reprehensible human being.

I’d love to see a reality show where this ‘outdoorsy grisly mom’ gets dropped into the heart of the Brazilian rain forest. She can even take her rifle with her! Just as long as they film the whole thing.

What is that last, side by side picture?

Pagan Sphinx said...

Who's the blond with the brood of adopted kids???

I loathe that woman and everything she stands for. WP and me were especially feeling ill the other night when we were watching tv and saw a preview for the reality show. Ugh.

Sweet Repose-Junk Revival said...

Right on Sista!!! She's got a voice like George W...it just makes you wanna purge and run the other direction...FAST!!!

My bumper sticker...Intelligent Female Against Sarah Palin...I get lots of comments, hopefully there's enough of us out there to make a difference...I too do my part to stop the slaughter from above.

Micky-T said...

Failed runway queen gone bad.
You know how much I hate, that I even know this woman and her grubby family.

Fu%king McCain!!!!!!

Singing Bear said...

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Please keep this evil woman out of the White House. We need our world.

nitebyrd said...

Sadly, she shoots wolves, too.

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Indeed, Indeed! Beautifully said, Dianne! Did you read what Aaron Sorkin said on The Huffington Post about this person? You can call it up on The Website. If you havem't seen it, it's worth a look-see! LOVE the picture of those wolves---they are probably trying to get away from that woman!!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Maybe she will fall out of the helicopter next time...

Hope and pray

Anonymous said...

It scares the crap out of me that this woman is listened to by anyone, and gets a say in politics.

I hope the wolves are listening!

~ Bobkat