Not that I blame you; what with the need for food and shelter. So I got to thinking.
While wandering, would you do me a favor? I'd like you to look out for this creature ...
No, not the beautiful caribou now dead after being tortured and laughed over. The evil piece of trash that killed the caribou. That one. You may not recognize her in this shot - what with the fake frontier terrorist outfit on.
She usually looks more like this. Bat shit fucking crazy ...
If you could give her a taste of her own medicine I'd be forever in your debt. I'm already sending as much as I can to NRDC and WWF. I'll try to do more.
Here's a few more clues:
She likes a fair fight. Ya know - machine guns from a helicopter. I'm sure you've run and hidden from her ...
She drags her brood about with her surrounded by press who responded to her
Her Big Papa is a wily one. He likes to look like a sports star ...
and then sometimes he makes believe he loves America by wearing a red tie and having a flag follow him around ...
You may remember that he led the charge to have Alaska leave the US. Probably so he could kill more without regulations. Not to mention the meth labs and prostitutes.
Oh - one last thing. Your former part time quit as soon as the money got big Governor has another crazy woman with her, also surrounded by children she's protecting from public scrutiny ...
Would you believe they're shooting guns together!?
Thank you dear wolves for your attention to this matter. Give the caribou my condolences.
Be careful out there.
