No, they're not saving us from Nautical Nazis.
They are outraged, outraged I tell you!!, by the fact that these Olympic uniforms for our fine young corporate sponsored professional NBA player type athletes are Made in China.
Iconic American products are being made in China? Whoa Nellie. Stop the presses. The shock, the horror, the tragedy.
Leaders from both sides of the aisle are speaking out together
The Democrats are even using their outside voices on this one. I guess they figure they can speak out since the big, fat, rich bullies on the Republican side will agree with them on this one and not question their patriotism or sexuality.
It's amazing that any of them have any strength left after trying to knock down the Affordable Care Act for the 33rd time. Then again they only have 42 work days scheduled between today and the end of the year.
Might as well spend it on something important.