The Winners in Mario the Plumber Vs. Joe the Plumber
QUEEN SIZED FUNNY BONE
“Mario found out that Joe the plummer is a plant and he is actually the long lost son of John Mccain. see the resemblance.”
And ...
DARYL
“He's McLame's love child with Betty Boop”
The judges feel queen sized funny bone and daryl present the most “likely and complete scenario”.
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This week’s contest is going to delve even deeper into the ugly side of politics.
Two major forces are at war! Repercussions will be felt far and wide!
The world as we know it may never be the same!
I hate to be party to spreading the disturbing news
But …
Lindsay Lohan has a problem with America!!
The ever vigilant press reports that Lindsay just can’t get along with America. Lindsay thinks she’s better than America. Lindsay’s behavior has upset America.
My fervent hope is that the press will continue to monitor Lindsay’s Un-America activities.
This behind the scenes photo shows just how serious the situation is.
Wolf Blitzer is analyzing this in his room. Anderson Cooper is doing a 360. And Geraldo Rivera has offered to moderate a “panties off debate”. So the question is …
At the moment this shot was taken - Sweet Apple Pie and Baseball America is clearly biting her lip and thinking …
Tell us America. What is America thinking?
Contest is open all week.
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