Showing posts with label rupert murdoch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rupert murdoch. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

America Needs More Walks

Walks are good. Walks are healthy. Walks take us to new areas. Walks bring new perspective.

One of my favorite walks is the Perp Walk.

Historically the perp walk has been reserved for organized crime ...




I think it's time to expand the walk.

Wouldn't these two look wonderful shackled together (they might enjoy it) as they were led to the paddy wagon. Rebekah could always cover Rupert's face with her hair.


Allegedly Rebekah has had more than 200 death threats from employees of the paper she managed to destroy after it had been in business for 168 years. 200!? Sounds low to me.

Perhaps she and Rupert need Witness Protection. They could relocate to Reno as Carrot Top and Droopy Dog.

Even at his advanced age Rupert has just graduated from the Droopy Dog/Joe Lieberman School of Oh Poor Me



Another field just ripe with Perp Walk Pickins is ...




As wonderful as it is to see folks out protesting I would much rather see more of ...


Of course he's out of court on his own reconnaissance. You need to be poor or dark skinned in order to get a room in jail.



Scary at the edge. Ordinary Americans don't have the glass, we just hang on from sheer force of will. I'd wish for this motherfucker to fall but he'd just land on a mom of three working two jobs.

During a recent joint session of Congress it occurred to me how easy it would be to get a good perp walk going ...


They're already all lined up and separated by party. My suggestion would be to get the Republicans processed first - I imagine there would be so much more paperwork for them.


As angry as I am with the disproportionate balance of wealth and power I really can't condone violence so I think pies in the face are a healthy alternative. It humiliates the douchebag, it makes for good comedy and nobody gets hurt.

Plus think of all the dry cleaners who could profit from laundering the Chanel suits of rich young wives - that would create more jobs than not taxing the rich ever has.