When I was in Catholic school the Sisters truly didn't like me.
Sister Dominique Dominatrix hated that I was always making the other kids laugh, especially during those times when she was trying to intimidate them.
Sister Bertha Bloodletter referred to me as someone who "should learn to keep her comments to herself".
I often found myself in the office of the school principal Sister Agnes Mary Margaret Margaret Mary Margaret Mary. It was there that I was inspired to greatness by sound advice from this pillar of childhood education. A few of her gems were - "Don't think for yourself - think what we tell you to think" - "Children should never question" and my favorite "A willful sarcastic child will go straight to hell".
Well sisters - nah nah na nah na nah. I still can't bring myself to curse at a nun - use your imagination.
My lovely friend Mary/the Teach gave me these two awards - I know! 2 in 1 - how cool is that!
One is for making her smile
One is for not keeping my comments to myself
Bless Ya Mary.
I'm going to pass these on to ...
Bob-kat - who always takes the time to let me know my comment was appreciated.
Jay Man - can manage to get to the heart of a post with one sentence. His delivery is always spot on - makes me laugh every time.
CG - should be cloned as every comedian's perfect audience member! She always delights in my silly comments and always lets me know I made her smile.
Lisa – Rambling Villas Girl - my warm hearted friend from "down dah pawkway". She leaves lovely comments where she openly shares how my post made her feel.
and last but not least - and I have no idea why I chose five - I could have kept going forever ...
Ron - my newest buddy. Ron is so enthusiastic that I can't help but feel good when I see he has commented and his wit is as twisted as mine - which makes me feel normal.
I hope you stop by all these lovely blogs and if you run across a nun today - give em a shout-out from me.