Sunday, October 26, 2008

And Now the Sunday Funnies - Week 4

We have a tie for last week!!

The Winners in Mario the Plumber Vs. Joe the Plumber

“Mario found out that Joe the plummer is a plant and he is actually the long lost son of John Mccain. see the resemblance.”

And ...

“He's McLame's love child with Betty Boop”

The judges feel queen sized funny bone and daryl present the most “likely and complete scenario”.

Please visit our winners and congratulate them.

This week’s contest is going to delve even deeper into the ugly side of politics.

Two major forces are at war! Repercussions will be felt far and wide!
The world as we know it may never be the same!

I hate to be party to spreading the disturbing news

But …

Lindsay Lohan has a problem with America!!

The ever vigilant press reports that Lindsay just can’t get along with America. Lindsay thinks she’s better than America. Lindsay’s behavior has upset America.

My fervent hope is that the press will continue to monitor Lindsay’s Un-America activities.

This behind the scenes photo shows just how serious the situation is.

Wolf Blitzer is analyzing this in his room. Anderson Cooper is doing a 360. And Geraldo Rivera has offered to moderate a “panties off debate”. So the question is …

At the moment this shot was taken - Sweet Apple Pie and Baseball America is clearly biting her lip and thinking …

Tell us America. What is America thinking?

Contest is open all week.

For those of you who don’t have your priorities straight and may have been following other less worthy news you can go here to get THE STORY.


bobbie said...

Have to pass on this one completely. I don't know - or care - anything about TV or movie stars in general. Maybe I'm just an old fogey, but they just don't interest me.

Queen-Size funny bone said...

America's non-acceptance of Lohans lesbian behavior has led to the decline of her once popularity and now she finds herself trying to supplement her income by working in a fast food joint. Would you like some fries or apple pie whith that? While hetrosexual celebrities look on with pity and dismay.

Reb said...

America is thinking "If that skinny bitch... deep breath and 1,2,3...10, it's just a few more weeks"

Dianne said...

bobbie - you could never be an old fogey!

queen size funny bone - now that is a statment packed with analysis worthy detail - I say we call a press conference ;)

reb - poor Lindsay LOL
it's so hard being her

Daryl said...

"I hope she's wearing underwear"


Thank you Dianne!

I am SO excited .. I never win anything ever .. and now 2 wins in one week (I also won Mental P Mama's contest) .. I may go buy a lottery ticket!


kenju said...

I saw that show last week and I thought the same as queen-size funny bone. I also thought she ought to do something with her hair if she is going to wear high-style clothing, otherwise, she looks like a little girl dressed in adult clothing.

Anonymous said...

Are you serious?!!!

Me… I am so far removed from this world that I often require a personal translator to decode popular culture.

With that caveat, here goes. Without knowing the identity of the characters or the context of their escapades, here’s what I gleaned from the video. The sordid story is a thinly veiled metaphor for our country’s dressing room. We find it in utter disarray because of the neglect and disregard of its occupants of the past 8 years.
Now we have an opportunity to expel the irresponsible pranksters who trashed this sanctuary where one thoughtfully prepares oneself for the public domain.

We want to start fresh. What color and texture would the walls be? How would we adorn the walls...tapestry, photographs, oils? Would there be a mirror? Would the floors be made of recycled material? Furnishings sparce, plush, inspired by a certain period or style?

How can we welcome the new occupants before they take stage on the national scene?

gabrielle said...

Sorry, above comment was posted as anonymous. It's me.

Deborah Godin said...

Well, I have to confess (okay, maybe I'm actually proud of it) that it took until I'd scrolled down far enough to reveal the video box, that I realized we were talking about America in Ugly Betty and not America the Country (to paraphrase McCain/Palin). I'm pretty out of this particular loop (proud of that too come to think of it) so all I can suggest is that, if America is anything like me, she either just did, or is about to check her watch and go, "Boy, is fifteen minutes ever a loooong time!"

Dr.John said...

Somehow I got lost in all of this. I never watch Ugly Betty. I don't know any of the characters. It seems like a real waste of TV time for people to talk about it. But that's Amerrica. The country not the person.

Raven said...

Totally unrelated to the question at hand, but I was just thinking is it possible for Amerian whatever her name is to be un-American? If she votes for Obama and favors his policies will that make her anti-America and if so, what would that do to her psyche? Imagine the quandry she would be in....

Shelly said...

Don't watch the show, can't say what America F is saying but this American is thinking that all those little twenty-something-party-starlets are kinda creepy/skanky. But this square old bat tried to talk my darling neice out of getting Paris Hiltons perfume...I said "nooo honey, please...any perfume but hers!"

Dianne said...

daryl - congrats!! and I would definitely get that lottery ticket, hey ya never know ;)

kenju - I haven't seen ugly betty yet, it's on my DVR. In general I think Lindsay is a good actress, the antics get boring.

gabrielle - I kind of thought it was you. very few anonymous commentors write that well.

deborah - I was trying to skirt between more political coverage and absurd celeb nonsense as long as I could. not to mention how the press licks its chops over this stuff.

dr. john - that was kinda my point ;)

raven - America did endorse Obama - the woman not the country - well ...
I love that you saw the parallel!!

shelly - I got away from the election!! I must get brownie points for that!!
as for celeb fragrances - they should all just stop it!

Jay said...

America is probably thinking that it's about time these no-talent morons stopped gravy training off the success of others. Go get your own hit show you skank.

Debo Blue said...

America "I KNEW she was flirting with me! Wait'll I tell the gang I was right!!"

Matt-Man said...

America says..."Hey Lohan. Save some vodka for the rest of us." Cheers!!

Dianne said...

jay - and the sad thing is so many people only tune into the show to see LH. Like it's a publicity stunt, not an acting job.

debo - how topical!! :)

matt-man - come now, Hollywood rehab works! Really it does.

Tink said...

"Ha. What that bitch doesn't know is I just farted."

Matt-Man said...

America says..."Got Tuna!?" Cheers!!

Matt-Man said...

By the way, I love the socks you are wearing in your picture. ; ) Cheers!!

Dianne said...

tink - bet she farts money and rainbows ;)

matty!!! - I love when you keep coming ------- back
actually that's not my foot - it's my niece
I have no photos of just me, I'm always the photographer never the model
the only time anyone ever takes my photo is a group shot. the feet are my niece, the hand is my nephew and before I cropped it there were 7 or 8 other kids in the shot.
You know me - Mother Nature!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Congrats to the winners! You've got some funny folks around here!

Poor Lindsay. I just have no words for her.

Linda Reeder said...

America - God bless America, America the beautiful. Lindsey, this land is my land. Go tell it on the mountain, or anywhere but here.

Ivanhoe said...

I'm sure America is not thinking anything nice. But I have a message for Lindsey: Don't mess with my girl or...or else!
I miss Ugly Betty due to my school, but will try to catch up on the weekends via my laptop :o)

maryt/theteach said...

I just think Lohan is jealous of America becasue when she takes her makeup off (America, that is)she's prettier than Lohan in real life! :)

Bond said...

"Man am I glad I ate chili for lunch...that fart I just let loose might just burn her nostrils right off her head"

OK crude, but look at America's face...I really think she let one lose on the "Lowhan"

Dianne said...

RLL - I know - did you see Georgia Rules with LH and Fonda and Felicity Huffman?
LH did a great job and then she always makes a mess. So self-destructive

ivanhoe - I love the show too :)
and I like America - she's a great interview. my favorite story is how she put her old furniture on Craig's List and the met people at the door herself!! took less than a day for her address to get out. she said she didn't think she was that famous.

mary - true and I also think LH has a disdain for calm, professional people. Hell - she challenged Jane Fonda.

bond - America does appear rather - uh - relieved LOL

Spartacus said...

Long Island girls: The class of the white trash set.

Knight said...

America is obviously thinking "She totally wants me." You can tell Lowhand just goosed her.

Cherie said...

Thanks for getting me up to date on current events. :) One of those times where seeing the craziness of others makes you feel so much better about your own life. lol

Dianne said...

spartacus - as a Brooklyn girl we used to mop the floor with those LI goils
just sayin' ;)

knight - sexual harassment on the set! shocking!!

cherie - it is good the celebs to perform that public service isn't it :)

Lauren said...

America : That assassin for hire should have taken this bitch out by now. Where the hell is he?

Dianne said...

lauren - I LOVE how you think ;)