Sunday Brunch

Our winner for LAST WEEK’S SUNDAY FUNNIE is ...

DEBORAH
Go by and check out her Notes from the Cloud Messenger. It is a beautiful blog!
Deborah’s response to what is America (Ferrara – not the country) thinking about Lindsay Lohan -

“ … she either just did, or is about to check her watch and go, "Boy, is fifteen minutes ever a loooong time!"

Congrats Deborah!

No new contest this week. I am behind in sending out prizes to:

Knight
Daryl and
Queen Sized Funny Bone

Sorry Guys! I have to catch up!!

ELECTION DAY POST

If you plan on posting something special for Election Day and would like to be linked here PLEASE let me know today – in comments or e-mail. PLEASE say you want to be linked. The last round of responses were kinda vague – like a Sarah Palin interview.

NOVEMBER 5
If you plan on posting something on November 5 and would like to be part of DIANE M’S virtual celebration then PLEASE go over and let her know – she is expecting you.

I will be posting all day on Election Day and hope you’ll join me in sharing a historic election.

These are the folks I think I’m linking so far -
Matt-Man
Linda Reeder
Magentbabe
Daryl
Askew to You
Jay - on twitter – I don’t know how the hell to do that but it sure sounds sexy.

Creative Photography and a new project for me – Shadow Shots are up on THE PHOTO BLOG

Have a great Sunday!

And Now the Sunday Funnies - Week 4

We have a tie for last week!!

The Winners in Mario the Plumber Vs. Joe the Plumber

QUEEN SIZED FUNNY BONE
“Mario found out that Joe the plummer is a plant and he is actually the long lost son of John Mccain. see the resemblance.”

And ...

DARYL
“He's McLame's love child with Betty Boop”

The judges feel queen sized funny bone and daryl present the most “likely and complete scenario”.

Please visit our winners and congratulate them.

This week’s contest is going to delve even deeper into the ugly side of politics.

Two major forces are at war! Repercussions will be felt far and wide!
The world as we know it may never be the same!

I hate to be party to spreading the disturbing news

But …

Lindsay Lohan has a problem with America!!

The ever vigilant press reports that Lindsay just can’t get along with America. Lindsay thinks she’s better than America. Lindsay’s behavior has upset America.

My fervent hope is that the press will continue to monitor Lindsay’s Un-America activities.

This behind the scenes photo shows just how serious the situation is.



Wolf Blitzer is analyzing this in his room. Anderson Cooper is doing a 360. And Geraldo Rivera has offered to moderate a “panties off debate”. So the question is …

At the moment this shot was taken - Sweet Apple Pie and Baseball America is clearly biting her lip and thinking …

Tell us America. What is America thinking?

Contest is open all week.

For those of you who don’t have your priorities straight and may have been following other less worthy news you can go here to get THE STORY.

And Now the Sunday Funnies - Week 3

The Sunday Funnies Contest is back after skipping last week.

And we have news!

Mario the Plumber Is Pissed!!


After years of hard work in cramped video game settings he has lost his plum position to this guy -



Joe the Plumber - a Joey Come Lately who has ripped media attention away from Mario in one swift surge of his plunger.

The tabloids and Toilet Weekly report that Mario is not taking this lying down (under a sink). Allegedly Mario called Joe (or is it Sam?) and left a scathing message on his voice mail. Gaming insiders claim Mario has something on Joe (or is it Sam?) that will shock a nation already reeling from the rumors that Sarah Palin had Jessica Rabbit killed in order to assume her identity.

This week's contest asks ...

What critical and damning information does Mario have on Joe (or is it Sam?)

You can respond through next Friday. Winner will be announced next Sunday. This week's prize will come from my huge pottery and glassware collection - a mug, a vase - hey maybe a bong - decorative purposes only of course.

Have a great week and remember to laugh.

Half A Sunday Funnie On Monday

I didn't post a Sunday Funnies yesterday because I'm hobbling a bit behind in keeping my life on track. Apparently just trying to remain upright takes up far more brain cells that I anticipated - it was easy in my drinking days but alas I was younger then.

I don't have a new Sunday Funnie this week - hopefully next week will be back to abnormal.

But I did want to announce last week's winner ...

Her caption for this photo was ...

"I'll show you my little Maverick if you show me yours ;)"

The winner is KNIGHT -

Go by and congratulate Knight - she is a lovely wonderfully talented young woman whose inside is as beautiful as her outside.

And while you're there check out the time and place for her Halloween cabaret appearance.

All uh youse in dah try-state areeuh celebrate dah hollyday wit a bit uh kulture.
Ya know ya need it.

You can check out all of last week's brilliance HERE

Those of us about to tip over salute you ...

"And Now The Sunday Funnies" (week 2)

We have our first winner! The lovely effervescent BETTY.

To see the clip and all last week’s entries go HERE

In response to what is the cocked head glazed eyed blinking Katie Couric thinking Betty wrote ...

She's thinking, "Just for the hell of it, I think I'll ask that question again."


Your Basket O’CDs awaits Betty. Let me know where to send it.

From CDBasket

This week we need a caption for this.



The contest stays open through Friday night and the winner is announced next Sunday. Next week’s prize is something from my book shelves.

Have a Happy Sunday! I leave you with this wonderful election moment. Thank You Cathy for sending me the link.

"And Now For The Sunday Funnies"

I love when George Stephanapaloopy says that – every Sunday morning at about 10:50.

Many of us have been talking about how awful and negative and stressful this political season is. And we’re right. Unfortunately that is what happens – it is part of the process. Some of it is cynical and mean-spirited but some of it comes from passion and caring. When I consider alternative ways of choosing a leader our way always wins.

BUT …

Doesn’t mean we can’t have a bit of fun.

So I had an idea.

Each Sunday I will post a photo or video clip associated with the campaign. I will alternate between the 2 parties.

You’ll be asked to caption the photo or come up with a line that describes what my chosen person in the video is really thinking. One entry per person. Feel free to comment on each others entries and discuss but – one official entry per person so label it for me.

The comments will stay open through Friday night. Sunday morning to Friday night.
On Saturday I’ll collect all the entries and my panel of judges (me) will choose a winner.
The winner will be announced the following Sunday morning when the new contest goes up.

The prize for this week is a basket of CDs. I will post a photo of it when I can get my fat ass and broken foot downstairs. I don’t know what’s in the basket – all of the CDs are brand new. They are duplicates from the music club or duplicate gifts. You’ll get the basket too!

Future prizes will be:
Books
A framed photo
A vase
Crap from my closet

I think that’s simple and clear enough.

So – here’s our first Sunday funny.



In one line – what is Katie Couric thinking as Sarah describes the bailout?

I got this clip from - JOURNEYS WITH JOOD - thank you Jood for once more inspiring me.