Wordzzle Time

This weeks words:

swashbuckler, heads-up, dry martini, recovery, jungle gym, whiskers, bathing suit, spade, circular reasoning, abrasive
butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth, stagnation, chart, star crossed lovers, apricot brandy

Spike Swashbuckler and Apricot Brandy were playing star crossed lovers in the film ‘Seaside Jungle Gym’ – a 2009 take on the classic 50s beach blanket movies.

Apricot was a bit testy on set. She was in recovery from her addiction to melba toast and spent hours in her trailer sipping a dry martini and rifling through gourmet magazines. On a really bad day she ate the olive.

Spike had his own problems. His career was in another stagnation phase and he and his lover Sassoon Spade were caught up in the toxic circular reasoning that was at the heart of their dysfunctional relationship. Sassoon hated that Spike was playing yet another empty headed toy boy. Their arguments always started with Sassoon complaining that Spike’s whiskers were abrasive to his skin and quickly escalated to his threatening to tell all to TMZ.

Spike’s thoughts were interrupted by the assistant director shouting “Heads-up everybody, Miss Butter Wouldn’t Melt In Her Mouth is off the charts again, she just got a good look at her ass in a bathing suit.”

And a little extra something that came to me for the mini words:

Saturday night was the kick-off for the Senior Class Stagnation Festival in Off The Charts Crazy Town. The King and Queen of the Star Crossed Lovers Dance were chugging apricot brandy as their Moms proudly presented all the treats they had baked with ‘Butter Wouldn’t Melt In Her Mouth’ margarine.

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