Because If It's Not One Thing It's Another
Ah, nothing worse than be a designated driver -- then or now!!! Great one for the day, Dianne! Have a great week! Hugs to Hope!!Sylvia
Nice modern twist you gave Broderick and the gang.I never would have thought of this.Well done.
Its not Monday yet -stop scaring me :)great combination of words - so true about DD :)
I get it! Good one!
Love it! ROTFL.Thanks for your kind words about Au. We will make sure his last days are happy, and we won't let him suffer.
I can feel Broderick's pain! Happy Monday!
Seems to me he could still take a date on the outing, but maybe there's not enough room on the driver's seat. Clever variation on "designated driver"!
I choked on my wine. ROFL.
Alas, poor Broderick.
I guess if you're named Broderick, you pretty much HAVE to be the designated driver. His chauffer cap is to his right -- where we can't see it.Well done!
A song for the DD...love it! :> Hope you have a wonderful week ahead!
Applause....applause....applause!You. Are. Brilliant!Flawless, dear lady. Absolutely flawless!X ya, bunches!
Excellent ... very good!!
An amazing piece o' microfiction! Bravo! You take home today's FIRST PRIZE! (<--click)
You are SO good at these.
Sooooo very good, Dianne! :) I'm with Sparkle, you deserve first prize with this one!X, [[[[HUGS]]]] and O Hope for us! We will be seeing KP tomorrow...
Someone always has to be the driver. Sad, isn't it?
Looks like we were thinking along the same lines!
Designated driver is definitely no fun. But the micro was :-)
So it's confirmed that he belonged to the Victorian era..haha!Well done, and hope Iza is better.;)
We're reading from the same page today on this pic Dianne! LOL
I think his problem is that he appears to be hanging out with a bunch of lesbians. Cheers Di!!
Clever, very clever. Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day, clever Di! :-)
It sucks to be him, alright! :O)
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Poor Broderick. So sad and lonely. But, if he wasn't suck a jerk maybe it wouldn't be that way! ;-)
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Thanks for the ear worm....great job! Happy Valentines.
Good to see he's a responsible driver;-)
But he can watch what happens and then use them for his fantasies later on, right?
Brilliant, Dianne. I love the concept you've got going here.
Very clever but then you always are.
Haha--loved this! Guess the poor guy not only had to stay sober to drive the carriage but he had to be alone, too!
OH bravo! I like this one too, good job. :)
Someone has to volunteer to refrain from . . . from . . . so he can drive them home afterwards.
Yeah, being carriage driver sucks but at least he doesn't have to go home with Chlamydia (she's the one by the tree right?)). LoL! Great piece Dianne. Hope you and yours are well.
You are fricken awesome at this.
Very nice MM. Love the idea of a "designated carriage driver."Late this week. Still recovering from a Valentine's extravaganza. Hope the rest of your week goes well.
Excellent bit of micro-fiction! Try as I might I couldn't come up with anything worthy of submitting...and I've been thinking about it for the past two days! :-) I promise I'll try harder next time...
Haha, that’s simply brilliant Dianne!I’m leaving in seven days. I hope you come visit me in Florida…!
Looking at the bottles in the baskets, looks like they'd need a sober driver on the way home! LOL
Ha! Brilliant! :)
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