Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Siren Reports On Cat Chaos
Hi everyone, it's me - Siren. Up here, follow the sound of my voice. I'm up on top of the high forbidden place. I just had to get away and re-discover my center - my Zen like aura has been disturbed for a week now.
Isadora had dental surgery last Monday and Tuesday. Mom says she is now toothless white trash. They had to take all her back teeth out and do something disgusting to her gums because she has an auto-immune disease and it makes her inflamed.
I feel for her.
No, really I do. She was kinda miserable when she first came home but each time Mom wrestled with her and put the magic dropper in her mouth she got better.
See - look how stoned she is!
Maybe if I was stoned too all this disruption wouldn't bother me so much. I know Mom sneaks some chopped pill into my food before we have to go to the vet but I fight it.
A guy has to maintain control.
Anyway - back to the disruption. Iza has to eat special food and it's all over the place because she is being difficult. And her dry food has to be moistened - have you ever seen moistened dry food!? It looks like the poop that comes out of those hairless two legged creatures that cry and scream and live on the other side of the door.
And she smells funky. One of the many things that makes me superior to other furry critters is that my sense of smell is 35 times stronger than a human. 35 times! Just stop and imagine that for a moment.
How would you like to be followed around by a stoned, drooling, toothless bother who smells like that horrible vet place - all medicine and steel tables and newspaper shoved in cages. And other animals! Lordy - she smells like dog.
And she just won't leave me alone
Mom has to put things all over the furniture because she drools and spits out her food.
And look at her leg. What the hell did they do to her? I am concerned that they planted something in there and now they are monitoring me. I have secrets that are best left alone.
Come closer ...
I will only say this once. I missed her. And I was worried about her. I will try to be kind.
But I won't promise anything.