Friday, February 24, 2012

Is There a Problem Officer?

I went at the beach one day, just before dawn, so that I could enjoy all it had to offer. The water, the sand, the lovely walkway.

I took my neighbor’s dog Jack with me, he loves to chase gulls.

It was a bit chilly that early in the morning so I fired up my little barbeque.
As usual it was hard to get started so I sprinkled in a drop of champagne from the giant glass bottle I had beside me.
Mimosas could wait.

Jack, being the pampered pet that he is, wanted to play.
I let him practice his skateboard tricks on the ramp and then we went for a short bicycle trip down to the far end of the walkway.
My butt was killing me so we roller bladed back.

The fire was finally strong, it was time to catch some fish and have breakfast.



29 comments:

LL Cool Joe said...

Wow what a fun beach that must be to visit! NOT!

DJan said...

Ha! You had me going there. That was a good time. Did you catch anything before he caught you? :-)

Ivanhoe said...

Hahaha! You forgot to do some fishing :) Have a great weekend, Di!
P.S. Thank you for youe sweet, sweet comment :)

Jinksy said...

Killjoys! LOL :)

Akelamalu said...

Ignore signs! Oh you did! ;)

ellen abbott said...

Well, I'm glad to see the fun police are doing their job.

Ron said...

Bwhahhahahahahahhahaa!

Dianne, this was freakin' HILAROUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Brilliantly clever, dear lady. BRILLIANT!

Have a faaaaaaaabulous weekend!

X to you and the gang!

Sylvia K said...

What a hoot!! I thought those were the things people did at the beach???? Killjoys!!! What do they do for fun when they visit the beach??? Fun post for the day -- hope you have a great weekend in spite of the rules! Hugs for Hope!

Sylvia

Kay Dennison said...

Awesome!!! I wish I had your energy!!! Heck!!! I wish I had your mimosas!!!!!! :)

Mike said...

So it looks like it's OK to go topless, right?

jabblog said...

That looks such an inviting beach;-)

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

What CAN you do on that Beach? LOL!' Too many "NO'S".....!!
You are funny, my dear!

Cherie said...

You had me going there for a while, too. You're such a rebel. So, I guess it's okay to stand in the water and pee in the ocean, eh?

eViL pOp TaRt said...

A beach should be a place to get away from burdensome rules, not have to follow a lot of arbitrary ones.

I'm With Stupid said...

Looks like a great place to hang out and do nothing fun.

Jay

Fireblossom said...

Too hilarious. My goodness, what a load of rules!

At first glance, i thought your post said that Jack "likes to chase girls." Jack! You dog!

Linda Reeder said...

Well that looks like mighty fun beach! So glad you enjoyed all it hasn't to offer.

Linda said...

Are you allowed to at least look at the damn thing??

Halcyon said...

Is the anything you can do on this beach? ;)

eileeninmd said...

What a fun post, I loved it and the sign! Happy Sunday!

Rambling Woods said...

Makes me kind of want to go there with all of the forbidden stuff..but that's me..lol

Hilary said...

Ha.. you're a hoot. My first thought was that it was a dream. This is better.

HermanTurnip said...

Let no law go by unviolated, I always say. Hope you threw in some illegal fireworks to boot! '-)

Daryl Edelstein said...

brilliant ... and shame on whoever is in charge of NJ beaches and parks ..

Lily Hydrangea said...

Ha!

TexWisGirl said...

you're too funny. congrats on your POTW!

Karen (formerly kcinnova) said...

Oh, good! Perhaps you went for a swim later on?
Congrats on the POTW :)

Sallie (FullTime-Life.com said...

Hilarious. I've forwarded this to my son, who hates what he calls the "No" Police (some of the RV Parks where we've stayed are pretty bad , but yours is one of the 'awfullest' examples I've ever seen.

Cloudia said...

my kinda pal!


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