This is the first ever pic I took with my first ever smart phone.
Not bad. I was waiting for takeout at the Chinese restaurant when I took this shot.
I was trying to check my voice mail when I took this shot.
Imagine how good it would have come out if I was trying to take a photo.
I got the phone in December as a gift to myself. During Hurricane Sandy it became very clear that the first ever digital phone that I got at Radio Shack a million years ago was sick and tired.
How wonderful it would be to have a phone that was smart.
Nobody likes a wise-ass.
Maybe it's my fat fingers. Maybe it's my fat head.
I can't seem to hit the right buttons. I can't see all the tiny thingies. I don't know what all the icons mean.
Forget about the tree falling in the forest when no one is there.
Can you undo the thing you didn't know you were doing?