Showing posts with label Jetta. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jetta. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Heads or Tails: Anything Green


This week’s HoT is anything green. To join in or to see what other green stuff is lurking in the blogger world check out Skittle’s Place

My sweet little old lady, my VW Jetta is green.






She has been with me since 1995 and has been a good girl until recently.

Menopause is hitting this bitch hard!

She has become the “Lucifer” that inspired this past Saturday’s Wordzzle entry.

In the past 4 weeks she has been boosted twice – battery is brand new but some other thingie attached to the whozit malfunctioned and drained the battery. A battery boost from AAA is like a quickie with a stranger, it’s all fun and games until you stop – then nobody knows what to do or say.

“Lucifer” has taken a ride on a flatbed. Oh how she loved that – I could see it in her grill, she’s tired and wants to know why she can’t ride all the time. She’s been carrying me for 13 lucky years – when is it her turn.

She has also lost the clips that attach the plastic thing to the foam thing that is NOT supposed to be grating against the wheel well.

Last but not least her headlights went out but it wasn’t the bulb – OH NO – heaven forbid it be a $10 bulb! It was the wire that I believe is attached to every other electronic thing in the dashboard, cause once the headlights went back on the dashboard died. I can see where I’m going I just can’t tell how fast I’m getting there.

The alarm system may or may not engage, the back windows must NOT be lowered – they will not rise again. At least she left me my window although it can’t go all the way down, just ¾ of the way. The intermittent wipers take themselves literally; sometimes they wipe, most times they don’t. They are particularly sensitive to rain. The trunk won’t open from the outside but the trunk release button inside Lucifer often sticks, this wasn’t a big deal until the night the back tire exploded. It took two highway patrol officers and the AAA guy 10 minutes to get the spare tire out.

I travel into Manhattan a lot – the list of Dos/Don’ts/Cautions that I leave with the parking attendants is a work of art. Too bad they can’t read it and I haven’t been able to have it translated into 17 languages.

And here’s Lucifer’s interior -





I know it’s not green but I thought you might like to see where I spend a lot of my time, usually in the rain or in the middle of the night, my nose pressed against the window like a dog waiting for Mommy to come out of the supermarket. Muttering to myself – “Is that AAA!?, Is that AAA!? “ only to realize it’s still not AAA and the guy walking towards me looks a lot like a serial killer.

If only the doors locked.

Monday, January 7, 2008

Itty Bitty (old) Biddy, the Beast, and a Bunch of Buts

My sweet little Jetta is home from automotive ICU after being gone for over a month - apparently radiator clips are a rare and exotic commodity. Perhaps she just sat in the corner - a body shop wallflower given her age and puny stature.

The Beast (2007 Murano) is gone, back to the rental lot. My daughter-in-law returned her to a lot in Brooklyn so I can't really conveniently visit (steal) her. My very first blog entry was about how intimidating The Beast was to me, how I couldn't park her, couldn't reverse, lived in fear of mowing down tiny toddlers.

Oh what a difference a month makes!

And now I have a dilemma - that's duh-lem-her if you're from Bensonhurst.

Jetta is a sweet girl but she's a 95 - Beast was a 2007. Oh the newness!

BUT ...

Jetta costs $20 to fill up - Beast was a greedy $60 a tank

and I really like polar bears

Jetta is small and low - I could just slide into Beast's seat and recline like Queen for a Day

BUT...

Jetta is all paid for, insurance is practically nothing - I've been pricing Beasts just to torture myself

How many jobs can I work!?




Jetta needs some work done (don't we all!) - basically anything having to do with a wire is all mucked up; sunroof doesn't open, no dashboard lights, alarm groans when activated (is it even activated!?), back window is permanently closed, trunk release won't release, and on and on.




Beast just glowed! Was always happy to see me. Could hardly wait to roar into action - "Where we going today Mommy!"

BUT ... I really don't travel that far that often.

BUT... What came first? The not traveling or the "Hope I get to Brooklyn before she falls apart" or even better - "Please don't die in the Lincoln Tunnel, these are the first theater tickets I've had in a year"

Obviously I could just consider a newer version of Jetta - she could still be small and good on gas.

BUT ...

I have been seduced! I have SUV fever. I am ashamed.

I have gone from - anyone who owns a Beast - this includes my son, his wife, my brother, my nieces - should be flogged in public while writing a huge check to the NRDC to...

BUT it's so much safer, it's better for my back, I can see everyone who's about to cut me off!

Blah, blah, blah - blasphemy, bull - I hiss to myself - what a hypocrite!

BUT ... Oh My - Beast was comfy.

Jetta has only been back with me for a day so I'm assuming we will bond once more. I did have a guilt pang when I slammed her little door in disgust and left her there in the bank's parking lot - looking so sad between the Hummer and the Expedition. And she was so proudly displaying her "I brake for animals" plate. The Hummer was busily licking squirrel blood off it's tires and the Expedition mumbled something about "future generations? they're gonna want air to breathe? screw 'em - I'm comfortable and today is all that matters"


I think I just figured it out. BUT ...