Showing posts with label New England Patriots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New England Patriots. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

I'm Gonna Defend a Supermodel

I have really ignored this year's Super Bowl. I despise both teams and didn't know who to root for/against and I didn't like the overall negative feeling the whole hoopla brought out in me.

And then the Giants won.


And so I was pleased for friends and neighbors who are fair weather fans. At least I was until my neighbor called out to me this morning "so Di, how many Super Bowls have the Jets won?"

I really hope that wasn't his mailbox I smashed as I backed out of the driveway. Accidents happen. Oopsie.

So I was watching some post game coverage and I saw a clip of Tom Brady's wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, losing it. Apparently an over stimulated Giants douche fan yelled at her "Eli Manning owns your husband" and she steeled herself for a moment and then shouted back "my husband can't ****ing throw the ball and catch it too"

Oh no she didn't!


Bad form. Overly emotional. Breaking the unwritten rule of never attacking the team.

But ya know, she's his wife. And if she wasn't a hot mess celeb no one would have even noticed her leaving and the douche fan would have needed to wait until he could punch someone in the parking lot to make his dick feel bigger celebrate.

I hope she just owns it and explains that she was pissed and sticking up for the man she loves.

Considering that both she and her husband are shallow pools in two oceans of meaningless commerce it probably won't happen.

Thank goodness they have their looks to fall back on.


You never see this sort of behavior at the Puppy Bowl. No one yells out "score you ball-less bastard" and no one says "the bitch could have done better"


Just wait until my Jets win the Super Bowl. I'm going to be so obnoxious gracious.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

It Is Christmas, New Years and The Freakin' Fourth of July!

My Jets beat the New England Patriots - at home!

That has not happened since September, 2000

The Pats have not gone an entire game without scoring a touchdown since 2006.

They did today!

Here we have Tom Brady ...



Oops, that's an infant who wants her bah-bah
So easy to confuse the two
Have to remember - the infant doesn't whine as much

Here we have Tom Brady ...



He has great stats, he has helped the Pats dominate the division ...
blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-blah

He's a diva who thinks he's a gift from the gods

Tommy didn't have a good day

My boys did ...




A huge thanks to the fans who post pics direct from the game to the Fan Zone at newyorkjets.com - I love youse guys

I almost despise the Pats as much as I love the Jets.
Much of that comes from how close we are geographically
Pats fans come to Jets home games and you just want to toss them off the upper deck
I will admit they're not as bad as Buffalo fans
I must remember to tell you all about the brawl I was involved in with the 'Buffalo Bitch' - security had to be called to the ladies room at the Meadowlands

Of course I'm not proud ... hehehehehehe

But I digress

The last drive by the Pats today encapsulates what I despise about them
Within the course of less than 2 minutes of play time they were dominated by the Jets defense and what did they do? ...

They begged for a flag 3 times

Kiss my ass at halftime Patriots

My deep, heartfelt apologies to Hope. Nana promises to be a better sport Hope. Meanwhile keep wearing those magic socks ...