I have really ignored this year's Super Bowl. I despise both teams and didn't know who to root for/against and I didn't like the overall negative feeling the whole hoopla brought out in me.
And then the Giants won.
And so I was pleased for friends and neighbors who are
fair weather fans. At least I was until my neighbor called out to me this morning "so Di, how many Super Bowls have the Jets won?"
I really hope that wasn't his mailbox I smashed as I backed out of the driveway. Accidents happen. Oopsie.
So I was watching some post game coverage and I saw a clip of Tom Brady's wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, losing it. Apparently an over stimulated Giants
douche fan yelled at her "Eli Manning owns your husband" and she steeled herself for a moment and then shouted back "my husband can't ****ing throw the ball and catch it too"
Oh no she didn't!
Bad form. Overly emotional. Breaking the unwritten rule of never attacking the team.
But ya know, she's his wife. And if she wasn't a
hot mess celeb no one would have even noticed her leaving and the
douche fan would have needed to wait until he could punch someone in the parking lot to
make his dick feel bigger celebrate.
I hope she just owns it and explains that she was pissed and sticking up for the man she loves.
Considering that both she and her husband are shallow pools in two oceans of meaningless commerce it probably won't happen.
Thank goodness they have their looks to fall back on.
You never see this sort of behavior at the Puppy Bowl. No one yells out "score you ball-less bastard" and no one says "the bitch could have done better"
Just wait until my Jets win the Super Bowl. I'm going to be so
obnoxious gracious.
