Showing posts with label George W. Bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George W. Bush. Show all posts

Friday, September 16, 2011

Dear Target

So, ya know I love you. And your little dog too ...


Yet I'm really pissed right now.

You had this Missoni for Target designer event. I really wasn't very up on Missoni other than their ability to make social skeletons look like test patterns ...



... and I'm not a designer person in general but I did see the event as a way to get a few birthday/Christmas gifts for my nieces and my DIL - all of whom love designer crap.

Now, I didn't get to the store at the crack of dawn cause you know what - you're not Springsteen. I got there when I got there and was fully prepared to pick over the picked over.

What a clusterfuck! Crap all over the floor and barely literate teenage staff trying to cope with questions they can't even pronounce back while half beaten to death older workers who are there because Wall Street stole their pensions attempt to restore order.

I left.

Online I did find a couple of items while waiting for your site to move at a pace resembling the reasoning ability of George W.

I even found a pair of shoes!! for my DIL.
I dragged my ass all the way upstairs to hunt through her closet for the right size.



Found it, limped back down, plugged in the size, hit add to cart and was told ...

FIND IN STORE

Find in store? WTF? I was at the store and I didn't find. If you don't have it that's OK but don't kind of have it if I play enough of your BS games.


Oh - and your twice a year only online camera sale. I figured while I was there I'd get the new model of my beloved Kodak. Amazingly you had it but I can't get the batteries online. Oh - and I can't get the battery charger at the store.

I guess I'm supposed to take my laptop to the store and shop both ways at once.

I got the camera at Amazon for $100 less and it came with a bundle of stuff - ya know, like all together, so you can kinda like use the batteries and well, ya know, like charge them too.

I'm going to give you another chance. Perhaps you were all so close to Missoni models that you got a contact high.

But I'm telling Santa to watch your ass as Christmas shopping mayhem approaches.



And if you mess up again I'm sending in ...

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Oh Where To Begin ...

So Michele Obachmann (as Letterman refers to her) won the Iowa straw poll
OK

She reminded me of Georgie Bushie declaring a mandate
Stupid

She said Iowa is a state of social conservatives and as such Iowa had spoken
This liberal believes it’s possible to be a social conservative and still not be bat shit crazy
I think all her win means is that the others have not yet spent enough millions to rally more asshats

How about a language lesson?
Submissive means - unresistingly or humbly obedient
Respect means - esteem for or a sense of the worth or excellence of a person
Michele was asked what she meant when she said she always submits to her pray away the gay husband and she said it meant they respected each other
Clearly she has read even less than Palin
Kudos to the reporter who asked the question as the knowledge seekers around him booed and hissed.

Note: If you Google submissive to check my definition be careful where you click, especially if you’re socially conservative


No not that, but maybe Michele's husband can pray away wrestling


Dear Network News …
The CWA and IBEW strike against Verizon enters its second week today
Could you try covering it!
I know the fascination with missing blond women is more than you can resist but please – just pass that on to Nancy Grace and cover a story that directly affects thousands of workers and their families



If you go to YouTube you can search ‘verizon strike news’ and find some decent coverage

And if you search ‘verizon scabs’ you’ll be entertained by videos of management trying to do a job they’re not trained to do and finally realizing how difficult the job is

Cherry pickers and overhead lines and explosive manholes – OH MY!
Among my favorites …
A CWA member singing “oh where oh where can the dial tone be” as two scabs try to restore service
A crowd of picketers hooting and hollering while a scab tries to drop an overhead line while looking like he’s lassoing a bull

I’m relieved that the encounters have been non-violent and hope it stays that way
The tension and anger is palpable

I have never seen my son so disappointed and angry and disillusioned with a system and a country he has always been so patriotic about

As Jon Stewart would say ...
"Here's Your Moment of Zen"
a quote from Michele Bachman - "We're running out of rich people in this country."
Hey Voters!
Can you hear her now?
 

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Healthcare - 1 - 2 - 3

CBS’s The Early Show presented 3 examples of how 3 different people would be affected by the new, it should be passed in my lifetime, healthcare plan.

The FIRST example was Debbie. Unemployed for the past 6 months, suffering with a serious pre-existing condition, and no longer able to afford the $700 a month she was paying for health insurance since she lost her job.
Under the new plan Debbie and anyone making under 43K a year would receive vouchers for healthcare.
I relate to Debbie the most – I have a pre-existing condition that has caused red tape problems in the past. I was BORN with the freaking condition. I guess I was supposed to have it corrected in the womb. Or be born rich.
I paid 1200/a month for health insurance until I just couldn’t pay anymore. My premiums went up 700% when I no longer qualified as a group and then went up again another 200% as part of “renewal adjustments”

The SECOND example was a woman in Chicago who owns a small transportation company. Her payroll is $900,000. She does not offer health benefits to her employees. She claims she can’t find an affordable group plan. She’s probably right. Under the new plan she would be charged 8% of her payroll for her staff to be covered. Of course under the new plan she also might be able to find more affordable group coverage since the insurance companies will need to react to this.
When my firm was larger I covered all 6 of my employees. It was a burden. I also thought it was my responsibility. The cost increases, along with higher payroll taxes, higher small business taxes and rent increases eventually made it impossible to keep the business going. This was all during the Bush years. Don’t tell me he gave a crap about small business. That idiot cared only about large corporations and bombing things.

The THIRD example was a physician with a private practice. He has 5 employees and covers them. He earns more that $350,000 a year. Under the new plan nothing will change for him other than paying an additional 1% tax. Anyone who can really, truly bitch about 1% on 350K is a moron or someone who just doesn’t want change and could care less about people like me. Pelosi says the 350 may actually be raised to 500 or even 1 million.
WHY!? We are so fucking afraid of rich people in this country. And if you’re telling me 350+ isn’t rich then I’d like you to adopt me.

I recently learned from Elizabeth Edwards’ website that $1 of every $7 I paid in premiums went to pay the salary of ONE insurance company executive. ONE.

Health should not be a profit driven business. Personally I think Obama’s plan doesn’t go far enough. He is, once again, compromising far too much to shut up the asshats who have fucked up this country for years and now want to blame the very people they swear they’re protecting.

Imagine if the Fire Department was profit driven. Burn poor people. Burn.

Why is healthcare not as life and death.

Why is there no chest thumping and wailing over the cost of the invasion of Iraq.

My son came home last night bitching about “that bastard you voted for” and whining like an asshat over needing to choose a different lab for his blood work because his employer is attempting to consolidate. He couldn’t explain what this had to do with Obama. He was simply venting what has become a popular cry among people who think they’re suffering. I’ll show him suffering.
His firm is making record profits from the explosion of digital communication and some kind of new something that I can’t remember at the moment. His health coverage is excellent. He is being inconvenienced to, I hope, save costs and become more efficient.
Maybe he’s being set up to have benefits cut.

Why will that be Obama’s fault.

Why will that be because of poor people or better health coverage.

Why won’t he rail at the executives of his firm. At his union leaders. At the greed and corruption of those few at the very top of every American corporation.

Because it’s so much easier to blame people at the bottom. You don’t even have to get up off your fat, overly entitled ass to kick them.

They’re right there – beneath you.

In another place and time what is going on in this country right now would call for a Revolution. Not a Revolution by gun toting right wing racists who just finished banging their cousin in a trailer in Virginia.

No – a Revolution by decent hard working people. All making less than 50K. Fuck the 350K ceiling. People who never believed in piss down economics. People who are sick of the politics of fear. People who think Reagan was nothing but a really bad actor – certainly not a great President. People who think the Bush family should be investigated from top to bottom.

I don’t curse in front of Hope so I won’t close with a photo of her.

I have searched the Early Show site for video of the segment but I can’t find it. Perhaps it will be there later. If so I’ll add the link then.

Monday, February 9, 2009

The President's First News Conference


I have always liked to learn, to research, to consider. Back in school I hated CliffsNotes - I wanted to read the entire book and then read all the other works by that author and then the author's biography.

I have watched every Presidential News Conference. I've never felt comfortable with summaries by commentators.

Don't let people tell you what they want you to think someone said. Listen and decide for yourself.

For 8 years I would tune into a Presidential News Conference - not that there were very many, after all clearing the brush at Crawford was a priority - and within a few minutes I would have to turn away. I would read the transcripts instead. It wasn't because I disagreed with everything being said. It was because it was a joke, an insult to my intelligence, and an affront to the English language.

The endless "um" and "uh". The squinting. The demented puppy staring at a shiny object demeanor. The guffaws. The contrived paling it up with the press.

I know that act - it's the act the stupid yet clever bully would put on to charm the teachers into thinking he was a regular kid. Then he'd blow up the science lab. And blame it on the new kid.

Tonight I watched President Obama's entire news conference. And wanted more. And it wasn't because I agreed with everything being said. I didn't.

Words were spoken. Questions were considered. And answered. The tone was serious. It is the business of running a country and it was treated as such.

Intelligence. Eloquence. Thought. Civility.

I can get used to this.

My favorite quote of the news conference was in response to the "revisionist history" being employed by some Republicans ...

"... you know, this notion that somehow I came in here just ginned up to spend $800 billion ..."

You can read a full transcript of the news conference HERE and a million other places.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

And I Won't Forget

When I first saw this segment of The Colbert Report I immediately grabbed the laptop to find the video to share but then I stopped - I was in the throws of Obama fever and visions of unicorns and rainbows danced in my head. I didn't want to ruin Martin's day or Barack's moment.

Then it seemed too late. I keep falling into the let's move forward mode. The thing is 2012 is only 3 years away and these mofo's are right now planning their attack. Hell - asshole Roberts had to fuck with the oath so that Obama had to do it again. Mistake or planned - the fucktards are loving it.

So I give you Christine Ebersole singing as part of a final buh-bye to W. Lord she has a voice!




I got fired up to post this after visiting my friend LIBERALITY
who turned me on to THIS POST .

You know folks if we forget we are doomed to repeat. So move forward happily and fearlessly but keep an eye on history because it has a nasty habit of repeating itself.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

A Wordzzle for 'W'

The ever vigilant and ravishing RAVEN is keeping Wordzzle alive this week even though she has no PC monitor! What a woman! Go by and tell her she rocks and check out all the stories.

This week’s words are:

tuna on rye, ghost hunters, I'm as corny as Kansas in August, sympathetic ear, science fiction, muffler, cavernous, giraffes, prospecting, paraphernalia
Key Lime Pie, porcupine, Library of Congress, fingernails, spell-bound

This is my story and I’m sticking to it …

Libby Media got to Andrews Air Force Base early Tuesday morning. She carried with her all her paraphernalia for the day. A sandwich – tuna on rye; a big slice of key lime pie; a thermos of coffee; a paperback version of the latest science fiction bestseller and her big fuzzy red muffler. She was ready to fight off hunger and thirst, boredom and cold. It would be a long, tedious day but Libby was full of joy. For once she was sure of the ending and it was a happy one.

Thanks to her friend who was a research assistant at the Library of Congress Libby was able to get a ticket to be in the hangar for the farewell ceremony. She had already gotten through all the security checks and headed toward the line for VIP ticket holders. Being a bit daunted by the cavernous expanse of the hangar Libby walked slowly toward the rope line. Just ahead of her was a young woman who also slowed down to take in the scene. As Libby approached her she saw the woman was wearing a shirt with Bush’s face on it – he had that spell-bound by shiny objects look on his face - under that the shirt proclaimed “End of an Error”. Libby made sure to be right next to her as they entered the roped off area.

“So I’m thinking I should close my jacket” the young woman said laughing. Libby smiled and nodded. “Shame to cover up such a great message but probably wise.” “Oh thank goodness, a sympathetic ear.” The shirt wearer was downright jubilant. “My name is Progress.” “I’m Libby; I thought I’d be the only one here thrilled to wave buh-bye.” The two women settled into a comfortable silence as they stood side by side taking in all the activity.

Secret Service and FBI mingled with DC police. They literally swarmed the field surrounding the tarmac and hangar. “Prospecting for terror” Libby said sarcastically. Progress laughed, “I wonder if they have specially trained giraffes in the tall trees. Too bad we didn’t realize in time that the enemy was in the White House.”

Libby glanced at her watch. “Obama and Bush should be in the limo by now, headed to the Capitol. I can’t imagine what that ride must be like.” Progress shuddered and then laughed. “I’m sure Barack is checking his notes and making some calls while George plays Ghost Hunters on his Game Boy.”

The line was moving now and Libby and Progress followed the others into the hangar. The crowd formed a semi-circle on either side of the building. There was a small stage set up in the center with a podium and a few chairs on it.

“You know he’s going to give another one of his folksy talks” Libby told Progress. A couple behind them laughed and the man said “Just one more take on his endless I’m as corny as Kansas in August repertoire.” His wife laughed and an older woman standing beside her joined in with “Every time that idiot gave a speech it was like fingernails on a chalkboard.” Chuckles and nervous coughs could be heard throughout the hangar. Libby turned to Progress with a huge smile on her face. “I thought this was going to be his crowd. How many people here are sincerely happy to be saying good-bye to the Shrub?” she asked earnestly.

Progress pulled open her jacket just as the motorcade entered the hangar – “How many quills on a porcupine Libby!”


I felt the need to mark the end of the Bush Administration but did not wish to taint Martin Luther King Day or the Inauguration with any mention of this abomination to humanity and democracy.

It will take a long time and a lot of elbow grease to dissolve the slime he and his fellow criminals have spread over America.

But at least we’re on our way.

So Bye-Bye Georgie Boy.



I wish for you EXACTLY what you deserve.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

If the Shoe Fits ...

I’m proud to say I haven’t seen my title anywhere else. My favorite is “A Shoe Heard Round the World” from CBCnews.ca.

I know yesterday’s post was spiritual and full of peace and love and today’s post appears to be full of snark and snot – but what can I say – I am a complicated woman.

My pal SPARTACUS posted that the shelf life of this story is over but I just can’t help myself.

I was thinking about how I truly dislike violence. I was thinking about how I respect the Office of the President. And so I thought I really didn’t find any humor in shoes being thrown at my President.

But wait …

That asshole isn’t my President. He’s just the ignorant arrogant yahoo I’ve been stuck with for 8 years.



And so it was funny again. Not funny ha-ha – but funny in the way you need to laugh at a funeral or in the ER waiting room. You just have to – cause if you don’t – you’ll take to throwing shoes of your own.

Now it’s a shame poor little Dana (I’m so perky while I spew lies) Perino got a black eye in the melee but think about it – a black eye, how appropriate for this administration. Their mere existence is a black eye on the planet.

No one ever got killed by a shoe so I don’t feel that I’m making jest of a dangerous situation. Had it been a deadly weapon then clearly innocent people (Iraqi journalists) could have been hurt and that’s an entirely different story.

But innocent people did get hurt – thousands and thousands of them – as the shoe throwing young man said. He threw those shoes as a sign of contempt for the “dog” who invaded his country. Seems fair to me.

Still-President Bush (thanks Jon Stewart) really needs to just stay home. Sit around the White House and take photos with the big shiny tree. Go to Camp David for the last time and see if he can find his way back from the tennis courts all on his own. Or just go back to where he spent most of his Presidency – the Crawford ranch.

What he should not do is stand around in the middle of the gigantic human disaster he created smiling and behaving as though he can spell diplomacy, let alone practice it.

He just pisses off the people whose lives he has forever altered. He puts our soldiers in even more danger.

For the love of all that is good can’t he just shut the fuck up and lay low. He already got away with murder – what more does he want? A library? A legacy?

There aren’t enough shoes on the planet.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

So Much Snark - So Little Time

David Letterman called this ...

President-Elect Meets President-Inept



Seemed to suit the moment. Although I do think "inept" is far too kind. But hopefully history, special investigations and the courts will sort that out.

If you don't watch Dave you should at least catch his 'Great Moments in Presidential Speeches' spots. Probably on his site and Youtube. Soak in the contrast between a speech by 'W' and any other President - ever!! Even before there were recording devices!!

Because after January 20 we are going to need to get reacquainted with what the English language sounds like coming from the White House. Whole sentences, complete thoughts and not a folkism to be found.

Imagine that!! I can.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

While I Respect His Service ...

In the comments on my previous post my buddy MATT-MAN mentions being sick of hearing about McCain's military service. I responded by saying that I am tired of feeling the need to preface anything I say about McCain with "... while I respect his service".

Of course we respect his service and as I said to Matt if that is the ONLY qualification for President then I have at least a dozen guys from the VFW who should be our next leader and I'll gladly drive them down to the White House myself.

See a couple of them can't walk too good and a couple of them can't drive, one of them is blind in one eye, another is deaf. They don't have Cindy's money and McCain doesn't think we should spend "extravagantly" on helping them.

So I will take them to Washington myself, on my own dime!

Each has served, each has suffered and each is a better man ten times over than that war mongering loon who will be gracing our TVs all next week.

DARYL sent me this in my last post. I find it fitting to show this on the day that Obama will speak. It makes for a perfect contrast.

I doubt that the John McCain of years ago would vote for the John McCain of today. So respect his service and let him retire.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

I Want My Country Back

As of today – August 14, 2008 – 4,141 Americans have been killed in Iraq.

Four Thousand One Hundred and Forty One

This does not include the deaths of other coalition soldiers, this does not include the deaths in Afghanistan; it does not include the deaths of contractors.

And then there are the estimated 1,252, 595 Iraqi civilians killed as a direct result of our occupation of their country.

Earlier this evening, I sat with mouth wide open and hands shaking as I watched the August 11th episode of THE DAILY SHOW. The guest was RON SUSKIND. His latest book ‘The Way of the World’ has just been released. I listened to Mr. Suskind talk about the White House ordering the CIA to manufacture a memo that would link Sadam Hussein to al-Qaeda. The memo would also connect a few more dots by producing evidence that Muhammad Atta, the 9/11 ring leader, trained in Iraq.

You can read more of the details HERE and HERE


I watched Jon Stewart’s face twitch. I listened to the audience go silent. Jon asks why this isn’t news. Mr. Suskind shrugs – he has put the information out there, Congress has to act.

Congress has to act. What a novel idea.

I’ve stayed away from the whole impeachment discussion. After Kucinich was repeatedly shut down by the other Democrats and virtually ignored by the media I got frustrated. Then when Obama became the nominee I decided I wanted us to move forward. It’s very dangerous to get complacent. Now is not the time to enjoy a moment’s victory. The forces of evil never rest.

After watching the Daily Show episode I went outside. A huge thunderstorm had just blown through and I hoped the air would feel clean. My neighbor strolls over. After a few minutes of storm related talk he nods in the direction of my car – “So you added another Obama sticker”. Yes I did. “I don’t feel like quibbling over Obama” I tell him. He asks why. I start to tell him about the memo, about Suskind’s book. He interrupts – “that’s hard to believe” he tells me, “not one of the news shows has mentioned it”.

Of course it hasn’t been mentioned. We are all coping with the far more devastating news that John Edwards couldn’t keep it in his pants.

What’s a few thousand soldiers and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis when we must get to the bottom of why men cheat.

I’m so disgusted by my country. Not just its government, its people. I’m so fucking sick and tired of how lazy and stupid we are. For every Kucinich there are a thousand yokels waving flags and watching their President romp around China. While tanks roll further into Georgia this asshole plays volleyball. While a 23 year old soldier from NYC is being blown to bits by an IED in Sadr City this piece of garbage is dancing in his seat at the opening ceremonies; ceremonies being hosted by one of the most violent and oppressive governments on the planet.

Not one single death had to happen. We occupied a country because Bush and Co. wanted a war. There are pieces of evidence all over the place that this war is a lie.

People died. People continue to die.

The world does not trust us. I do not trust us.

And STILL people try to tell me they “don’t trust” Obama. He “isn’t ready to lead”. He “needs more experience”.

And STILL people are talking about Edwards. It’s “disgraceful”. It’s “shameful”. His wife is sick and he cheated. What kind of person does that? He shouldn’t go to the convention. How will this effect Obama.

John McCain will be standing arm in arm with a war criminal and we’ll be wondering about the guy who screwed the pretty girl because she was taking his picture.

John McCain hugged and kissed a man who can sleep at night and tap dance in the Rose Garden while our children and Iraqi children die. They die because he’s greedy and vile. They die because he’s hateful and power hungry. They die because he’s a drug addicted alcoholic with a C- average who wants to show his Daddy he’s a big deal. They die because he believes his pitiful Born-Again Christian ass is the only ass worthy of living. Fuck the Muslims! Kill Them All!

As McCain sang so cheerily – “Bomb Bomb Bomb – Bomb Bomb Iran”.

I took the link to Mr. Suskind’s website and e-mailed it to my Senators and to my Congressman.

I don’t know what else to do.

But I’m thinking about it.

I want my country back.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Coverage of an American Tragedy

My pal Jay over at Bailey's Buddy has posted the most wonderful, hilarious video.

You must stop by and ...

CHECK THIS OUT!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Project Blue: Last Call


It’s time to bid adieu to Project Blue. Stop by Anna’s Place to see all the entries.
Some really great photography out there.

One of the best moments from one of my favorite films ‘Steel Magnolias’ is when Olympia Dukakis tells a bedazzled and bejeweled Darryl Hannah that “the only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize”.

My animals have accessories.

One of Siren’s favorites is his official George W. Bush catnip filled pal. I use the term pal loosely.

The back view is Siren’s. It’s worn and its stuffing is coming out. It has seen some rough times. The reason I call it an accessory rather than a toy is because Siren will walk around carrying it in his mouth. If only it were that easy to keep tabs on the real one!

Siren will also drop his ‘W’ then jump on it as though shocked that it’s there. He sits on it until he can get his back paws around it and then flips over and pummels that sucker. He’s such a good boy!!

The front view is Mia’s. It’s a lot younger than Siren’s so it looks better but it’ll probably always look good. I fear that Mia might be a Bush Republican! She looks at it confused then licks it once or twice and pushes it into a corner. She doesn’t want to play with it and she doesn’t want to hurt it – she just wants it to get the hell out of her way.

I think the photo is pretty clear but just in case:
Back View
Left hand – EZ Guide to Being President
Right hand – Super Hero Comics
Back pocket – English as a Second Language
On his back – If found return me to the White House

Front View
Lapel pocket – Bad Guy Cards
Left wrist – Time to Cut Taxes watch

His red cowboy boots have giant Ws on them.

Take a look at the great stuff at Fat Cat Inc. – I got these at a local store but you can order them and lots more from the site.